1: “Taylor Swift drops a new album and rules the world,” Erin Meek, Copy Editor

2: “Potatoes will be the new kale,” Cienna Roget , Design Editor

3: “Mrs. Barton will become a bald back up dancer for Britney Spears,” Amanda Wikoff, Editor-in-Chief

4: “Wendy Auld will announce her 2020 presidential campaign,” Hannah Fingel, News Editor

5: “Marijuana will be legalized everywhere except Idaho,” Liz Parsley, Social Media Editor

6: “Area 51 will be confirmed,” Kelly Curtis, Web Editor

7: “Meghan Trainor will release another annoying song,” Liz Marshall, Opinion Editor

8: “Mr. Martz and Mr. Dickinson will quit education to direct the next Star Wars movie,” William Love, Advisor

9: “Everybody will become vegan,”  Jacob Aanes, Business Manager

10: “Miley Cyrus dies,” Preston Bunty, Multimedia Staff